Everyone's favorite crackhead warlock invades NYC tonight in what is sure to be a memorable experience.
While he's not in Astoria (thank gawd), we want to send a rogue reporter to the show ($120 value). If you have enough Adonis DNA and tiger blood in you to see Sheen in person, here's what we need you to do:
Tell us in the comments below how Charlie Sheen could he be #winning if he lived in Astoria.
The person who contributes the "Sheeniest" comment by 5pm will win a ticket to tonight's Radio City Music Hall performance at 8p.